ah ming good and edudcational story:)

2009-10-29T06:15:00.000-07:00

i tink tis is de one tat happen in singapore

2009-10-29T05:52:00.001-07:00

watch tis full video.

2009-10-29T05:28:00.000-07:00

i am goin to tell u about today!!!! excited?

jian lin pince(dun noe how spell) a cats nipple n he got scrathe(oso dun noe how spell)
LOLS

we taken some pic wif a mask raider:) i tink kang shuo got post pic :) sry cannot upload pic on com no usb cable.

yea!!! tmr eat pizza!!!!!!

bye bye

2009-10-28T00:53:00.000-07:00

hello long time no post
bla bla bla bla ok, bye bye

2009-10-07T06:10:00.000-07:00

gd luk for tmr geo paper n the other papers!

2009-10-02T06:21:00.000-07:00

hello. i am bloging again. miss me? chyeah boy!!! now nth do den blog. 2morrow me, kai wen , jian lin, jia cuen, kang shuo, leroy chan go hill celebrate lantern festival. yea! chyeah boy!!!

CRACK BABY!!!
Hey kids!! i was hungry so i ate garbage from the rubbish bin!!!
Not a good idea...
Garbage in my tummy, makes me feel funny
Garbage in my tummy, makes me feel funny
Garbage is ... BAD!!!
Contains lots of ... GERMS!!!
Garbage has ... E.COLI
Makes ur ass ... BURN!!!
Garbage has me sitting on the toilet ... For hours n hours
Until my ass explodes
Garbage in my tummy, makes me feel funny
Garbage in my tummy, makes my stomach rumbly
Garbage in my tummy, makes my poo poo runny
BY: CHONNY!!! chyeahh boy!!!

2009-09-27T04:26:00.000-07:00

hello, my com spoil cannot post. now ok liao cn post. I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-08-08T02:50:00.000-07:00

tis is mr bean spider man watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-31T07:26:00.000-07:00

more song tis is after 2 min then got a little funny.

tis is chinese one must listen whole song

2009-07-31T07:00:00.000-07:00

leroy topld me about tis veri funny video faster watch whole video. it is about indian making the micheal jackson thriller. veri funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! girly man!

2009-07-29T00:39:00.000-07:00

sry not goin to post. i found one sad video pls watch the whole video if u wan.

2009-07-03T23:25:00.000-07:00

bumble bee video. is short video abit lame watch full video

2009-06-25T00:22:00.000-07:00

hello, last week go zoo!!! we r goin to the zoo zoo zoo, how 'bout u u u. sian la we go zoo is haf fun den mr kang tell us do project. take photo make story. ok we go in squads but end up together, i wan go play water cheng xiang dun noe wan go or not cuz kai say he no play. then we walk to the pony ride there then kai com. i ask him whr jia cuen n jian lin ,he say dey in de water. then me n cheng xiang go change, kang shuo see us change he oso change den a lot ppl change den kai go change oso XD.

bye bye.

2009-06-16T01:38:00.001-07:00

oh n the japan video. i think more nice XD

2009-06-16T01:36:00.000-07:00

hello!!!!!!!!!!!! finally posting. wah wan to play maple liao. got new job. let u see video!!!

2009-05-24T00:48:00.000-07:00

feel a little sad when look at some blog...

2009-05-24T00:33:00.000-07:00

hello everyone. i am bac finally cn play computer. last week go fishing, fishing halfway i slip n fall then the rocks cut one piece of my toe com out. den my feet still in the sea water!!!! then after awhile jia cuen fall oso but no blood he stand up then fall again oso no blood!!! wa lao i fal one got blood he no. oh before fishing we cycling then jian lin saw one grass hopper he pull the grass hopper then it fall to ground then jian lin go stepped on it. then then juice com out n on jian lin leg!!! got take pic but cannot post it.

i think is friday got sad thing happen. but i cannot help them. sry.things change not lyk the past liao last time i help them then now got other ppl help. hai.....

yea todae watch channel got CJ7. i think is nice movieXD

2009-05-12T02:13:00.000-07:00

go see kai wen blog for the story cuz i do not have the pictures. it is veri veri funny.XD go see, faster, faster la.

2009-05-11T06:06:00.000-07:00

click on the branch so my bro can swing to it

adopt your own virtual pet!

i noe it is copying. so sry if u dun lyk it

2009-05-10T02:28:00.000-07:00

more family guy :D

2009-05-09T03:02:00.000-07:00

yesterday was a good day. i go wait for kang shuo wif kai wen ,jian lin n cheng xiang.then go secret hideout do jump style. then kai n jian lin do hand stand sadly failed. then i try do n i DID IT :D!!!!!!!!!! suddenly so hyper.

then after tat we go play blind mice. then catching, jia cuen chase me then i jump down stair n cheng xiang was there!!! i landed on him, then after tat he say i thought ah ming veri light one? then continue play. then went home wif kai wen cuz he wan go mother day thing.

THE END

2009-05-06T04:38:00.000-07:00

nat keep quiet :D
i tok about last few days, yesterday not so happy. after school go play a game wif dao long. n fredick n kai wen. then after tat nth do. i go find kai yang den go express class find kai wen. i sit there then got ppl i dun noe com in, then they laugh laugh laugh. kai yang oso there, i dun noe them then i leave. kai wen call me n say whr i goin . then i go bac class. dun noe which day, me kai yang dao long walk outside hall. then dao long say got one female wif long hair lyk him. at the same time, mrs u(i dun noe how spell)walk pass us. then i tell dao long, is it her? then dao long wan beat me XD.

THE END

2009-04-30T20:52:00.000-07:00

hello. nth do put this video here:)

2009-04-30T04:25:00.000-07:00

happy birthday kai yang!!!!!!!!!!
pls goto http://www.yishuntownsec.moe.edu.sg/ n cn see kai wen !!!!!!!!!!!!!
i found out justnow when nth do. :) go see
today play last man, n the sabrina n her frens help nat, so we cannot catch him then nat catcher the sabrina help again!!!!! tis shows nat nid help of woman:) n after that he slap make... ... like a woman!!!!! :)

2009-04-29T05:30:00.000-07:00

sad... ...r we still frens? is it becuz of some reasons? ah.......... i think tat if i have not exist other ppl will be more happy. life is meaningless to me. i should have done tat last time when i was on *** **** top.:( sad

deleting tis poast on 30 april 8p.m or even longer.:(

2009-04-25T00:26:00.001-07:00

hello finally posting. i nothing do put video here

2009-04-19T06:23:00.000-07:00

ah!!!!!!!!!!!! wa lao!!!!!! i forgot wat i wan to post!!!!!!!!!!!:( NVM... wait i try to remember.

ah!!!!!! nvm no post liao:(

2009-04-13T04:39:00.000-07:00

todae a little angry, saw tw0 mad ppl at 2 different place.

one is under my grand ma block, i play wif my sis then he shout at me i say orh orh orh but he still shouting at me. other one is at bus stop, he wan go punch a lady carrying her daughter. then i quickly go into bus

bye bye everi one ltr got time then post

2009-04-11T06:48:00.000-07:00

this is a video!!!!!
there is me, kai wen, james, leroy, tian en, wee kong,zhun chen n jia yi inside there yeah!!!!!!!!!!! the r some probelm wif the sound

2009-04-11T06:13:00.000-07:00

hello

2009-04-11T05:50:00.000-07:00

hello people, todae bb got outing not reallly outing is fun time.:)

todae wake up early, then go take bus to jia cuen house then go school. then in line skate skate here there then i fall down!!!!
the skate make my leg skin tear then instructor say wear long sock-_- we com to school then say wear long socks

then after skate go church play some game end of story, i will be posting a movie of spawn. go youtube type "spawn movie" n watch quite nice i think

2009-04-08T05:34:00.000-07:00

todae sian. n fun go di siao big bird.:) then he chase me but i too fast:) he cannot catch me.then play basketball i go make kai wen angry he go catch me then nat jian lin chong yong go strip me not really strip la.:)

woah b4 goin play tat stupid jian lin go tell joelyn i lyk her!!!!!!!!! but the truth is i dun lyk.

2009-03-28T05:31:00.000-07:00

hai ya sian la, got ppl spam me:( i think sapmmer also the same go sapm kai wen blog one.:( nvm dun wan tok about him liao put chocolate in my box so smelly.

thx kai wen help me clean the box. todae very happi b4 i see my blog.

thx kai wen n jia cuen help me noe how to play basketball better:) justnow go home head veri pain eat medicine liao then no pain. helo kai wen, jia cuen , nat ,leroy, liyi, grace, terina, kai yang, EMILY:)

2009-03-26T07:12:00.000-07:00

sry kai wen for wat happen todae.:( ok tok abuot todae, we play 'martix' then laugh then de kang teach us new games hand veri pain. then play farting:) veri fun. then end of rehersal we do 'force u go home' u dun now wat is it tell u tmr:) byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2009-03-19T05:37:00.000-07:00

today sad,:( i late for the rehersal:(. then others wait 4 me very pai seh:( then after tat we march here march there on the way de kang disturb us n we keep laughing hahahaha..........

then after rehersal we go eat then end of the great story of me!!!!

2009-03-16T19:11:00.000-07:00

Hello de day tat is be4 today is when i break camp.:)Which means yesterday la. sry kaiwen for not help u clear ur cbox but i clear the dog shit liao.now me hands dirty but nvm.

ok i will tell u about me camp. still the same place camping @ytss. sian la.first day morning i go camp then go pitch the tent. pitch half way see kai wen com.but no talk to him becuz then group different:(

i think at night we finally sit together. then kai tell me he miss his gf. then i say imagine my face is the gf face then we laugh laugh laugh laugh.

then at night go hike. very tiring, also 4got how read map.but yi ge zhong yi ren hui tu map(if u r the apu neh neh i feel very sad for u) if u no read han yu pin yin then i cannot help u.

com bac school at 5A.M the next day very tired. then 9a.m wake up do field cooking. my rice taste like rice cooker cook one:) yeah!

last day, very happy keep telling kai we goin home. somehow we break camp.

2009-03-10T04:28:00.000-07:00

this is davedays!:)

2009-03-07T23:19:00.001-08:00

2009-03-06T04:20:00.000-08:00

2009-03-05T04:58:00.001-08:00

hello, i will write next time! BYE bYE

videos

2009-03-02T02:43:00.000-08:00

2009-03-01T00:15:00.001-08:00

2009-03-01T00:11:00.001-08:00

go youtube go see Kung pow

2009-02-28T23:35:00.000-08:00

austin power

2009-02-28T23:25:00.000-08:00

hello i found tis funny vid. i hope is funny to u la. must watch whole video!!!!

2009-02-28T23:22:00.000-08:00

2009-02-28T23:17:00.000-08:00

2009-02-28T04:14:00.000-08:00

hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am goin to play carestory!!!!!!!! Bye Bye!!!! ltr got time i post:)

2009-02-25T04:02:00.000-08:00

hey i bac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello
i am going to say something~~~~
mic test mic test yi er san(again, sry apu neh neh)
ok start the ku shi(once again, sry apu neh neh)

once upon a time, ming tze was born n he became a human. He got nth better to do n he go steal bananas. opps, Mr Bean caught him stealing bananas. Holi mama. is he dying ? or is he goin to SURVIVE? i also dun noe so must listen:)

When Mr Bean wanted to call the pu list. lai lai repeat after me police. A care bear came out n attack Mr Bean!!! Yeahs and the day is save by Care Bear!!!!!!! But ming tze no like care bear becuz they scratch armpits!!!! holi mama. so he throw the banana at Care bear face.....

To Be Continued......

2009-02-25T03:53:00.000-08:00

hello, everibody!!!!!

very sian @home lor
NVM also nothing to do about it :(
ok get ready, i am goin to post!!
yeah!! i am posting and writing in ying wen(sry for ppl like apu neh neh)
:(

todae quite happi :)
Y? Becuz of something.okok lets start again!!!
todae got term test hope i will pass la. but after trem test got performance rehersal!!!
veri veri tired but still nid post.

the happi thing: yeahs! me, kai kai, Jc now frens wif Gwen!!!!!!!!
todae jok alot wif Gwen n the two vitasoys :)
wow feeling good. ok now end post. wan funny story next time write:)

2009-02-21T05:12:00.000-08:00

hello everibody, i am write words!!!!!! in english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sry i noe veri lame no feeling write.

oh ya i remember, i was going to write the ugly side of Grace and Liyi. meh eh eh eh.

ABOUT Grace:
dfdsfdsfdsfsdf sry error on armpit mr bean bloscking#$@#%$%#$%#
yeah mr bean gone liao. got yi ge time huh, grace and liyi was playing!!!! then grace hit liyi's chest. holi mama. then she say:" eeee, liyi no breast one. sad case.

about liyi the pig
we playing jia cuen:san sui xiao hai(in china language),me:yi sui xiao hai(in china language too:)
liyi: human. we running here and there then out of the blue, liyi told jia yen:"i wan to drink ur milk". holi mama again!!!!!

woah hope they will no kill mi aftor tis:P

asdsadasd%^$%^#^%4%^&*^ error code mr bean

2009-02-09T00:43:00.000-08:00

hey everyone. can u go to youtube to watch a video called daves day? it is a funny vid, ya. so go watch it. watch the first vid. ya still got other songs like u r a pervert.... and many more. sry cannot put link here(i cannot find it)

2009-02-02T02:51:00.000-08:00

hello! my blog got de song de liao lor... hehe...i noe not very funny:(
the song is thx to kai wen(he giv me the CPU then got the song inside)
and also grace(the one help me put song de) wait i after write the continuted aiya i dun noe how to write la. hai yo.

2009-02-02T02:47:00.000-08:00

hallo everybody!
hahaha~
i am Graceee~~
i come here spam Ahmeng's blogg... LOL
no lar....cos ahmeng ask me help him to put song den he dunno so i help him...
Den he give me user n pass.... den i help help....
Den Ta-DAA~~~
iii...........
write...
write....
writee....
Ahmeng!must thank me okay???
LALALA

2009-01-21T05:19:00.000-08:00

hello. this few days no write blog becuz the armpit got error:(. veri sad. i noe u will say this but if no then nvm. who cares:D.

i like to watch care bear:D the bear i wan go smack the armpit so smelly. and also got hair eeeeee dot dot dot alot of dot:D i like go go power ranger the song i also like the song. today in class i transform into power ranger then the grass monster and the hamster monster laugh at me.then i use care bear power(smelly armpit)to defeat them:D

grace eat salty chocolate? is it? hello. a?? i saw 1 care bear.it is scracthing the armpit.

2009-01-17T04:17:00.000-08:00

i am bas liao low. hehe. next time then write blog

hello

2009-01-14T02:29:00.000-08:00

hello hello. mic test mic test yi er san(if u apu neh neh then sry), hello allo i am bac but using jia cuen computer. i got kick form ah ming idol ler:(. i n very sad u noe u noe i noe u dun noe.then hor the story is like tis, once upon a time me os ah ming feel like singing then i go sing in ah ming idol. but i tat time too high pitch then they kick my butt. now me butt got (or chair) is hokkein. dun noe ask people la. also now very pain. hehe i too strong no blood com out, i tell u hor , after he kick me butt i lao sia.T.T

2008-12-26T00:03:00.000-08:00

my com spoil so can't use. sry

2008-12-01T21:18:00.000-08:00

u wan what story?
pls choose and write at chatbox:
scar face
the chicken rice war
sleep demon

back

2008-12-01T21:08:00.000-08:00

just com bac from the prison again. i very sad rite? u wna noe y i go bac prison? i tell u. long story la. once upon a time, i went to jail then com out becuz no banana in jail then they catch me and put me bac in prison again.y? becuz they have banana again! now they let me outbecuz the judge happy. now i going to write funny ghost. yeah?

hello

2008-11-21T06:00:00.000-08:00

yesterday just com bac from prison. no la.a few days ago. why i go prison? ai ya. shuo lai hua chang(pls read in chinese)sry if u apu neh neh. okok now tell u all y i go jail, it was a fine morning at the park. when i see two loan shark playing the swing. i felt angry and scold them. y i angry? i also dun noe.then they call police and say i scold foul lang. i not happy then say u wan mi scold ar? then i go scold the police FU(k. then i go court i dun like the judge face, he always giv me the lan jiao face.then i scold him then i go jail. but now i out becuz they no banana feed me. (:

2008-11-18T18:05:00.000-08:00

about the thing below go to top videos and press windows sounds song

2008-11-18T17:58:00.000-08:00

hello. pls watch the link below. must watch
Funny Videos

hello

2008-10-26T23:37:00.000-07:00

u all very happy rite? i com bac liao u all very happy rite? now huh i can blog!!!!!! very happy ler. today nothing to say very sian ler, but nvm bye bye. ltr got thing i will write.

okto

2008-10-26T00:45:00.000-07:00

now huh ,erm got the new channel call the OKTO ah. i almost everyday watch ler. i like the show call ben ten ah. i agree with the statement tat OKTO is a good channel because got sponge bob square pants. i also disagree with the statement tat OKTO is a good channel becuz dun hav shows about monkeys, i like monkeys

UFOS

2008-10-26T00:40:00.000-07:00

pls remember last time. which means tat tis happen before the holiday la. before the black UFO com already got one very old one in the **ass. the old one very noisy but the black one wan to slap me, hai ya dun wan talk about them liao la. bye bye

u no like me blog?

2008-08-30T22:43:00.001-07:00

wa lao y no poll ?
i very sad u noe? i very lucky the stupid loan shark go n sue me but i smart , i say i use my love and my passion to paint their wall , the judge also say the monkey quite nice :) i noe got the painting degree i got distintion (sry 4 the mistake in spelling becuz i no pass eng ) i hate LAO HWANG LEE!!!!!!!!!!

hello

2008-06-27T05:54:00.000-07:00

u all wan more ah ming's story?
if wan write comment and write name :)
got alot ppl say good i write more"rubbish"
but i friday ,saturday ,sunday can write and buy buy

after i complained

2008-06-27T05:49:00.000-07:00

i wan go complain but i dun know where them.:( if i noe they where i sue them for sure, then i will go the their house and paint a monkey dancing picture there, and then put one monkey there. i think huh they will sure like the house after that.

i nothing to do write one refering to >>>>>>>>>>>.

2008-06-27T05:44:00.000-07:00

i got good luck never die, and i got the pig head skin. very nice and got people paint my door red but they anyhow paint not nice i ltr go complain.